No issue enrages Dick Cheney more than healthcare. To Dick, healthcare is the magician’s smoke, keeping our eye off the trick under the Democrats sleeve. Dick Cheney has torn apart the Constitution looking for any mention of the government’s responsibility to give citizens healthcare. It is no surprise that our founding fathers didn’t mention healthcare once. Yes, that’s right. Not once. Zero times. Zilch. Dick Cheney’s platform is simple: The United States government should not be in the healthcare business. Dick’s stances on the issue are simple:
- If you want healthcare, pay for it yourself.
- If your company doesn’t give you healthcare, get a new
job that does.
- If you’re not rich enough to get sick, then don’t get sick.
- If you’re rich enough to take a sick day from work, you’re
rich enough to be able to pay for your doctor yourself.
- The surgeon general will be fired, helping to reduce the
size of government. Furthermore, cigarette companies can
exercise their freedom of speech and advertise however
they want, geared to whoever they want.
- Homosexuality will be considered a pre-existing condition
and thus the insurance companies do not need to cover
homosexuals.
- If you work for the US government you will only be covered
until your last day of work. This goes for secretaries to
members of our armed forces. If you get sick after you stop
working, you shouldn’t have stopped working.
- Medicare and Medicaid are a waste of money. Under Cheney
they’re gone.
- If you want half decent, cheap coverage and don’t want to
work for it, go to Canada.
America’s business is not healthcare. America’s business
is to protect its citizens from evils, not germs and disease. Dick Cheney will put America’s eye back on the ball. |
